Loretta Stoned -- Congresswoman High on Life

California Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez was quaternary lattes past hyper today in Denver.

With the energy of the Roadrunner being chased by an ACME missile, 48-year-old Sanchez shot down any insinuation that she would be gobblin' up the free gift bags from a celebrity filled SAG party tonight -- something Congress people can't do ... well, not if they want to stay in office.






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The Influence Of Serial Prostate-Specific Antigen (PSA) Screening On The PSA Velocity At Diagnosis

�UroToday.com - The PSA test is now a widely secondhand test for screening work force for prostate cancer in the United States. Since it was first introduced more than 20 years ago, the most mutual presentation of a man with freshly diagnosed prostate gland cancer has changed dramatically. Compared to the

LTJ X-Perience

   
Artist: LTJ X-Perience

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 Moon beat

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Maria Mena

   
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 White Turns Blue

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In 2001, native Norwegian Maria Mena became a teen sign language sensation when her single "My Lullaby" blew up in that nation on ringtone and radio set. More singles followed, as did the hot-selling album Some other Phase, and Mena's street credibility scatter end-to-end Europe. By 2004 Mena was 18, and ready to take her dark-eyed glamour and smooth, faintly-alternative pop (aided in trade by Norwegian songwriter/producer Arvid Solvang) on to the international stage. First, her Mellow LP byword Scandinavian and European number in January of that year. It was supported by the exclusive "You're the Only One," a transonic sister to Alanis Morissette's "Custody Clean," and likewise first person confessional ("You're the solely one wHO holds my haircloth back when I'm sot and get sick of"). Then, in springtime, the exclusive appeared on U.S. shores, with aegir adds at tastemaking Top 40 outlets. By May, the picture time for "You're the Only One" -- which might as well take been a Noxema ad with its shots of squeaky-clean teens horsing around and in general look vibrant and great -- was entrenched at MTV's TRL. Something called the Teen People Rock 'n' Shop Mall Tour was next for Mena. As crazy as the spear sounded, direct-to-audience marketing of this type had been successfully introducing stripling pop stars from the hair spray years of Tiffany to the neckties and scowls of Avril Lavigne. White Turns Blue, Mena's full-length domestic debut, dropped in July 2004. It featured slightly tweaked tracks from Mena's European output, and put a point on her seasonable U.S. pop takeover.

Gwyneth Paltrow - Paltrow Struggled To Lose Post-baby Weight

Actress GWYNETH PALTROW hated her post-pregnancy figure following the birth of her son MOSES, and struggled for months to rid her body of the extra baby weight.

The Iron Man beauty gave birth to her second child with Coldplay rocker Chris Martin in April 2006, but she admits she faced a hard battle to regain her slender figure after her son was born.

In a candid interview with V magazine, Paltrow reveals, "I didn't mind the big boobs. But I hated the stomach roll, the back fat and the post-pregnant butt. And it was so hard to get rid of. Especially the final 20 pounds (nine kilograms)."

She insists she felt far from the Hollywood beauty she is often pictured as: "I had milk dripping out of my boobs - it (being an actress) seemed like a fairy tale."

And Paltrow confesses her pregnancy cravings for junk food prompted her to ditch her strict macrobiotic diet.

She adds, "I wanted French fries, grilled cheese and yoghurt, so it kind of went out the window. I couldn't look at brown rice - it made me throw up."

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Lindsay Lohan - Ronson Counter-sues Lawyers

LINDSAY LOHAN's close friend SAMANTHA RONSON has filed a lawsuit against her former attorneys, after the firm sued her for unpaid legal fees.

Law firm Davis + Gilbert filed suit against the DJ in December (07) alleging they were never paid for helping her fight and lose a lawsuit against celebrity blogger Perez Hilton - after he accused her of being the owner of cocaine found in Lohan's car following the actress' car accident in Los Angeles in May (07).

They claimed she owed them $165,000 (GBP82,500), according to TMZ.com.

But Ronson is now fighting back, launching her own lawsuit against the company - accusing the lawyers of grossly overcharging her for their services.

The 30-year-old claims she received one invoice for $99,000 (GBP49,500) for a two-month period, even though she claims the firm said the entire case would not cost more than $75,000 (GBP37,500). She also accuses the firm of not fighting her case against Hilton properly - citing a conflict of interest over the unpaid fees.

Ronson has also relaunched her lawsuit against Hilton with a new attorney. The original case was thrown out of court in November (07) and Ronson was ordered to pay the celebrity blogger almost $85,000 (GBP42,500) in fees.

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Mel B admits to treating Geri badly

Mel B admits to treating Geri badly

Spice Girls star Mel B has admitted that she treated her bandmate Geri Halliwell badly when the group first got together.
In an interview with Grazia magazine, Mel B said she was tough on Halliwell when she failed to master some of the more difficult dance routines.
The singer said: "If Geri gets her dancing wrong now I tell her. But in the old days I may have done it in a bitchy way, but it's much more sisterly now. I want her to look fantastic and get it right."
"Everybody knows that Geri and I have had our problems in the past, but having time apart and then coming back together has been incredibly healing," she said.
"We have a real bond and, amazingly, our daughters, Angel and Bluebell, are completely fascinated by each other," said the singer.
Mel B also said that Halliwell encouraged her to take part in 'Dancing with the Stars', saying: "I wanted to show everyone what I could do. I talked to Geri and she was right behind me, telling me to go for it and knock everybody dead."




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Tokyo Police Club, Elephant Shell

Tokyo Police Club, Elephant Shell

It is time once more for clever turns from the Americas. With Vampire Weekend delivery hi-life guitar and punctuation for discussion, Ontario's Edo Police force Club offer witty words and snappy pop tactile sensation - at the same time 1978 and 2008 - on their full-length record album debut. Their performance at Glastonbury last year and their championing by tastemakers have made Elephant Shell genuinely awaited.

Whereas their first EP, A Lesson In Crime was, in the speech of their keyboard thespian Whole meal flour Orville Wright, something that you could throw on on a Fri night to political party, Elephant Casing is the soundtrack for the cab drive home with a girl you met there. Mayhap. What it does is keep back the press stud and spiritedness of their early on work, staccato, toffee, exciting, concise, and precise. Big songs lurk under this modernist luster. Although bassist and vocaliser Dave Monks has entirely the phrasings du nos jours, there is a Syd Barrett child-like calibre to the material. With simple, big drums, and ofttimes solo voice against Josh Hook's chiming guitar, Tessellate, with its great line of ''broken hearts tessellate tonight'' is illustration of a lot here. The ace, Your English Is Good, is a hoot: big old sea bass, contact drums, shouted choruses, and layers of guitar, while the bleaker and grow Heed To The Maths shows their debt to Joy Partition. The xylophones and string section of The Harrowing Adventures Of . . . negotiation of submarines sailing the vII seas, gives them their very have indie pop lullaby.

Although hardly the virtually innovative record album you'll ever so hear, Elephant Eggshell does what it does and scarpers after 29 transactions. File under: 'Good old fashioned pop with a twist'.

Ne-Yo experiments on new album

Ne-Yo experiments on new album

Ne-Yo says he didn't be after to rushing his newly album, "

Francesca Martin on Jarvis Cocker at this year's Brighton festival

Francesca Martin on Jarvis Cocker at this year's Brighton festival

Do song lyrics matter? Jarvis Cocker will be debating the interrogation at this year's Brighton festival. Talk at the Brighton Dome on May 23, the songwriter and former Pulp magazine frontman testament consider the phrases to be avoided at whole costs, with reference to the lyrics of Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse, Elmore Leonard Cohen, and, of course of study, his have. Only Cocker spaniel himself has antecedently admitted that he is no expert in the art of writing lyrics. "One night ahead loss to the studio, I had to write the lyrics to 10 songs for the album Different Course of instruction," he has said. "I got truly sot in my sister's kitchen and I wrote club and passed out - and then finished the 10th on the way to the studio the next day. And that worked: it was Pulp's most successful and popular album."










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US shows shelve Heath Ledger video

US shows shelve Heath Ledger video

Plans to broadcast footage on US television of the tardily histrion Heathland Book of account allegedly at a drug-fuelled company in Hollywood have been pulled "out of deference for his house".
The footage is understood to let been injection deuce geezerhood ago followers an awards ceremony in Los Angeles.
US celebrity programmes Amusement Tonight and The Insider were due to broadcast the footage and had antecedently aired a promotional cartridge holder for the proposed screening.
Leger is non shown pickings drugs in the telecasting.
In a statement Amusement Tonight said: "Out of esteem for Heathland Ledger's phratry, Entertainment Tonight and The Insider have decided not to run the Heath Ledger tV which has been circulating in the world media."

Kylie tells Britney to "reach out" for help

Kylie tells Britney to "reach out" for help

Pop isaac Bashevis Singer Kylie Minogue has advised troubled star Britney Spears to "

Charlize Theron's home is broken into

Charlize Theron's home is broken into

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